Well I didn't do anything today, but I had an interesting conversation after school.
Me: I want Lays, right now.
Anonymous: YOU WANT TO GET LAID?!
Me: No, I said I want L-A-Y-S. You know, the chips.
Anonymous: NO, you said laid. Let's get laid together
Me: CHIPS, MAN. CHIPS.
-awkward silence-
Me: You know you're hair is okay.
Anonymous: -looks at reflection in car window- I'm pretty sexy, huh?
Me: CONCEITED.
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